Fast Food, Texting and Nothin” to Do!

Life continues to be amuzing, if nothing else! It is gorgeous here, Friday afternoon and I’m realizing I have nothing to do tonight. You would think I would have a date, but no… Seems I can’t even get a decent date!

I had a guy contact me from OK Cupid. Young guy, I talked about him last time. We texted, repeatedly. And texted some more. And some more. He always wanted to know where I was and what I was doing. A hundred times a day! Talk about an overwhelming time sap! Met him once and it was fun. More and more texting. And more. And more. Never asking to see me again. We did have a random late lunch. And he said we should do more day time stuff. Ladies, you probably know what’s coming! Nope. Not married. Oh, yes, he is involved. Which is why he was never available in the evenings. I asked him and he told me. And wanted to “talk” about it. Why? Why waste any more time? He is looking for someone to have sex with during the day behind his girlfriend’s back. And sex with him would have been hella fun – but I can have sex pretty much any time I want with a plethora of men, all at once, if I wanted. I’m looking for someone who is available: to see regularly, to get to know, to go out in public with and hold hands, to get truly intimate with. And someone who can stay the night occasionally and actually have breakfast with. Evidently that is too difficult to find, especially when I add in that it needs to be someone who like to go for nice dinners!

Speaking of nice dinners, I was visiting my parents who still live in my childhood home. When we were kids, the boy across the street was “the hot guy” in the neighborhood. All the girls had a crush on him, including me. During a game of Truth or Dare with my friends, we dared Tina to kiss him. It turned into a double dog dare, so you know she had to do it! And she DID! I was soooo jealous! So, I’m visiting last week and he meanders over to say hi and give me a hug and he ASKS ME OUT! He is still super cute, although as an adult my tastes have changed. So we agree to go out for dinner and he wants to know what kind of food I like. I eat pretty much any type of food. So, on our first date after knowing him for 45 years, he takes me to a fast food japanese place! It was a step up from McDonald’s, but not a big one! Pretty much all fried food. I guess I should have been more specific. I live in Santa Barbara and I have a successful career and I drive a nice car! And I take good care of myself! I don’t eat fast food! I took that to mean it wasn’t a date, so much as two old friends catching up. Ok, I’m good with that. Until his niece tells me the next day that he likes me. Hmm. My taste has definiely changed! Funny caveat! He likes me partly because I never got fat when all the other women my age did – and he took me for fast food! Guys, if you like a girl, take her somewhere decent! It doesn’t have to be expensive, but not fast food!

I went to a singles event last night. This is how small this town is. There were only about 30 people there, which was surprising as there are often 100. Of the 30, 24 were women and of the 6 men, I already knew dirty little secrets for all but one. The one was completely unattractive with ZERO personality! That is my life here! Welcome to my world!

So, I am feeling pretty sexy tonight! Took a seriously long shower, did a great shave job, my hair looks super cute, makeup is perfect, putting on a cute little dress! And nothing to do! I guess I will have to go out and find my own fun! Wish me luck!