New experiences!

You just never know what is going to happen on any given day! I am still on two different dating sites. It is amazing the BS people post. Come on, people, be real! Do you think that by checking the box that you don’t smoke is going to get the smoky smell out of your lungs in a couple of hours? Or out of your body after sweaty sex? Nope. It stays and proves you’re a liar! What else are you lying about? Might as well be real from the getgo, so you attract the people that will be ok with your imperfections. Not that smoking is an imperfection, it is just something I don’t want in my life!

I have been having a very unusual text conversation with a younger man. According to my GF, he is old enough – my age/2+8. He is older than that. Maybe he is too old for me! I was going to write him off, until a man-friend of mine suggested that I not. His point was what harm can it do? Point taken. And I am glad I did. I have been more open and honest with this man I thought I had never met. Ends up we did meet briefly, but he doesn’t remember – very early stage Alzheimer’s? And we did something I have never done with someone I didn’t know. We sexted! For hours! And hours! And it was nasty and dirty and raunchy and so much fun! Serious tingle, my friends! He wanted to call, but I couldn’t deal with that after all the detailed fantasies I shared with him. He described in serious detail what he did with one woman: a little bondage, blindfold, coconut oil, cunnilingus, analingus – he didn’t use those terms, of course! Trying to keep this somewhat R-rated! He is traveling now, which is good because I would have been ripping his clothes off way too fast! Every woman has an inner-slut! She just has to be comfortable enough to unleash it!

I asked for his permission to post the conversation verbatim. He was good with it, but I decided it was waaaay too much to share! So he is coming back to town tonight, late. I leave out of town tomorrow morning and am not supposed to be back for 10 days. Where I am going, I can’t take my vibrator. Mom just wouldn’t understand when she came barging in a door that doesn’t lock to find out what the noise is! That poses a problem because as I continue to sext with this guy, I get hotter and hotter. I can’t even play in the shower because we are in a drought! I did get smart and bought a vibrator that plugs in to charge rather than using (and running out of) batteries! That won’t do me any good at Mom’s house! What the hell am I going to do? I may have to suffer through blue ovaries! (Yep, Doc says my vagina is still in perfect working condition! She said I have the vagina of a 30 year old! I kinda liked that!)

I also told him not to expect sex the first time we meet. As much as I am seriously jonesing to get at him, I am having so much fun I don’t want to rush it that quickly. The exploration and anticipation part is almost as much fun as the real deal. I want to have a similar live, in-person conversation with him and watch his expressions as I discuss completely innappropriate things with someone I don’t know. And there will definitely have to be alcohol, because this is all so NOT ME! Generally alcohol doesn’t change that for me, but I think in this case it will help!

Something else I did for the first time was tell him about this blog. No one that I know is aware of it – or at least no one knows it is me writing it. He read it all and it didn’t scare him off! I am not saying we are destined for a great long term relationship because I don’t think one could be started with this much sex talk immediately, but he will definitely be fun to play with! And since he will probably read this, I won’t have to tell him in person. Either way, I am betting he will be up for the fun! He said I can do anything I want to him and I fully intend to! Just not right away!

Outside of that, life has been full of adventures! Dealing with Mom’s dementia while my Dad has finally gotten up the courage to travel outside of the US for the first time ever at 80 years old! I am so excited for him! I didn’t realize how much time and energy it would take! Difficult to run a business when I am 100 miles away. And business has been a blessing to me. I have expanded and now have several people working with me. And I am writing a business plan for another business! I have to keep busy cuz I am sure not spending my time getting laid – as sad as that is!

All in all, life is great – as usual! Think I will head out and do a little flirting right now! That’s always fun!